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The worst... birthday...
of history.

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All I wanted was a little dinner
with my closest friends,

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finally presenting them.

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What I got was a
reality check.

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For my 40th birthday,

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I have the only kind of gift that
You can't give back, really.

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Maybe I should back off a little.

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Everything was in place for the perfect night.

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Hello, Evelyn.

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Jaden, put that down! Put that down right now!

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Are you and James on your way?

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Don't be crazy.

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Crazy? Because?

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We can't go tonight.

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Evelyn!
- I know, it's Jaden!

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Josh's mother gave him a cupcake
after playing this afternoon.

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Sugar, at that time! Can you believe it?

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Well...

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It's bouncing off the walls.

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What if he had been allergic to wheat?

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Did you even think about that?

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They should shoot him.

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If I had a gun and believed in violence,

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and knew who Josh is, 
I would do it for you.

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James! James!

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It's too close to...

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No, stop! He is...

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I have to go. We will compensate you.

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I'm sorry, and happy...

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Jaden! Put your clothes on!

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Put your clothes on right now!

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Only four for dinner.

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I could take care of that.

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More for everyone, right?

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And I knew that my friend
Woody wouldn't let me down.

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Yeah man, I'm really sick.

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Are you serious, Woody?

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Yes, there's something going on at the office.

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I think it's the temperature
in the mail room.

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So I can't go out tonight.

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Especially in this weather.

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It's a little cold.

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Have you heard of a
thing called pneumonia?

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Have you heard of a thing called the
Friend's 40th birthday party?

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You'll have another one next year.

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Let me explain something about milestones.

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You'll be fine without me.

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-But Evelyn and James...
- They can keep you company tonight.

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I really have to go, Doug.

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Feel better.

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At least I could count on me
favorite employee, Philip,

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and his partner, Terry.

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I can't do it.

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What do you mean you can't do it?

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A new client appeared,
at the last minute.

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Well, just tell him to come back tomorrow.

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- I would, but... 
- But what?

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Tell him and use your pretty voice

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that the owner of the Pilates studio

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has a birthday party,

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and ask him kindly to come back tomorrow.

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But he bought 6 months of sessions
daily, private and personalized...

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In advance.

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But that's not...

65
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That's a lot of money.

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I know, right?

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But he insisted that it start tonight.

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Because?

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Something about seeing fat people on television,

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He will get married in six months,

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and his fiancee was pregnant.

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Something like that.

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I wasn't paying attention.

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Is this okay?

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Not at all.

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Is it breaking the team?

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Don't let him break the equipment!

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Alright.

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Or at least, it will be fine, with my help.

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So I guess this means
that Terry can't do it.

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Been stuck in traffic
an hour trying to get here.

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- You can still try.
- It's okay...

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I will live.

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Well, say hi to everyone for us.

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And happy birthday, Doug-bug.

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Is this supposed to hurt?

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Clearly I had been
deceiving myself.

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These people were not my friends.

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the true friends
They appear no matter what.

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This birthday sucks.

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And not in a good way.

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Are you the big birthday boy?

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Oh no.

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Uh huh.

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I'm Bambi, with an "i."

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Brilliant.

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They told me there would be a party.

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It was canceled for pathology reasons.

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We... we could still...

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Wait...

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Have a party for two.

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That would make it a party for four.

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Listen, you've got the wrong guy.

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Aren't you little Doogie?

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Little Doogie?

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Your brother says: Happy birthday!

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My brother?

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Derek.

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You don't need to thank me, brother.

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I wasn't going to do it.

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I figured it was something you didn't already have.

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Do you remember that I sleep with
men, right?

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Also Bambi, and you
You don't have much in common.

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Be quiet.

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- Are you having a good birthday?
- No.

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How's yours?

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Just what I expected.

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Karen asked Grace what should we
make for dad's birthday.

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But Grace is six years old.

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Seven, actually.

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Thanks for remembering it.

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I'm sorry.

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So where did you end up?

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You know, in the center
commercial, at a tea party,

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in that store where they sell
those creepy dolls.

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Did Grace get you one of those?
Creepy dolls for your 40th birthday?

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He did, indeed.

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I'm letting him see it right now.

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You are a good father.

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And you are old.

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We are twins, we are the same age.

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But you feel older.

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Especially tonight.

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Because?

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Because I'm alone.
Everyone has abandoned me.

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That's because you're ugly.

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Fuck you a lot.

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What about the old man you've been seeing?

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-Jacob.
- Yes, Jacob.

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It's not old.

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He is 50 years old!
- And I'm 40.

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And you are old too.

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You're ten minutes younger than me.

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What does that make you?

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Uh, luckily I'm not in
the dating pool.

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So why don't you invite Jacob?

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Well we just dated
a few times, and also,

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It's not serious or anything.

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How do you know?

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Well, because on our last date...

151
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Doug, I like you a lot,

152
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but I'm not looking
nothing serious at the moment.

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Well, there you have it.

154
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And I will see him again this end of
week, so...

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Well you know, if I lived longer
nearby, it would be there.

156
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Yes, I hate spending our birthdays apart.

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Karen and the kids wanted to wish you
a happy birthday too.

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- Thank you.
- Enjoy your gift.

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It's not a possibility.

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But... but I can stay.

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The best offer I have had in
all night, and still, no thanks.

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Hey, I...

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Oh my God! My brother won't give up.

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You, come in.

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Take off your clothes, do what you have to do.

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And you, thanks for an abysmal night.

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What does that mean?

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It means no tip.

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Come in. Let's finish this.

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- I'm...
- Paid by the hour, correct.

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Nice... You should shave.

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That?

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It doesn't matter, entertain me.

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Keep going. Turn this day around.

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I think there is a misunderstanding.

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Yeah, it doesn't look like you're wearing a thong.

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What a stripper you are.

178
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I'm not a stripper...

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I'm your new neighbor.

180
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I received this email by mistake.

181
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I'm sorry.

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Black briefs.

183
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Hey?

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No thong.

185
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I'm more of a black briefs type.

186
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Do you want some cake?

187
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Cake.

188
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It sounds fun.

189
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Oh...

190
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You have no idea what
I really needed that.

191
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Was it on your birthday wish list?

192
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You are now.

193
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I'd say I didn't have time to wrap it,

194
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But that's not entirely true, is it?

195
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And it was just the right size.

196
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Well, you can't return it.

197
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I'm glad you knocked on my door.

198
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I'm glad you have
knocked on my door too.

199
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I was talking about my real door.

200
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You didn't do it.

201
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Do you live next door?

202
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Mmmm, yes.

203
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Only rented, but I like it.

204
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,190
So what brings you to the gayborhood?

205
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It's time to change.
Did you live here long?

206
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Five years.

207
00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:12,364
That's commitment.

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I believe in commitment.

209
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It's good to know.

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Where are you going?

211
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,274
I should go...

212
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I return to my house.

213
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You don't have to do it.

214
00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,513
I don't want to keep you awake.

215
00:11:28,547 --> 00:11:31,516
Furthermore, there is a party
of tennis that I want to see.

216
00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:33,618
The Dubai exhibition match?

217
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,554
Yes, are you a tennis fan?

218
00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:37,889
- Enormous.
- Oh excellent.

219
00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:43,628
I have my DVR set to record it.
Should be a good match.

220
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Maybe you should come,

221
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and I will see it with you in the morning.

222
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:54,339
Maybe you should stay and
See it with me in the morning.

223
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Deal done.

224
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Aha! I have to pee.

225
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,432
Come in, Evelyn. Make yourself at home.

226
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:23,168
Let me tell you everything
amazing sex I had last night.

227
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A strange woman has just
stop by here to go to the bathroom.

228
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It's not strange, it's Evelyn.

229
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On the other hand, it is very strange.

230
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Oh my god, much better.

231
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Doug?

232
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Yes.

233
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There is a strange man in your bed.

234
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I know.

235
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I was going to tell you before,
but I had to pee.

236
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I was just making sure
you knew I was here.

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- Yes I know.
- Excellent.

238
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And... the presentations would begin...

239
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,113
Oh, sorry.

240
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,649
Evelyn, this is Colton.

241
00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:13,318
Colton, this is my dear friend, Evelyn.

242
00:13:13,351 --> 00:13:14,753
Delighted, I'm sure.

243
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I would shake your hand, but I'm kind of naked.

244
00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:21,760
Are you?

245
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,634
Pleased to meet you.

246
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And you.

247
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I am sure that he
pleasure was all Doug's.

248
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So, he is...

249
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too young for you,
but that's beside the point.

250
00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:44,216
Enough, Evvy. He is my...

251
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Birthday gift.

252
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,519
By the way, I accept credit cards.

253
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- You didn't do it!
- I didn't do it.

254
00:13:49,421 --> 00:13:51,089
Oh yes, you did, sir.

255
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,190
Mister?

256
00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:55,126
Thank you for undressing me, sir.

257
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,695
This is not what...

258
00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,630
Oh, Doug, Doug, you're a grown man.

259
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You can spend your money however you want.

260
00:14:00,699 --> 00:14:02,801
Just make sure you tip him big.

261
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,436
He has already done it.

262
00:14:06,271 --> 00:14:08,540
I like it.

263
00:14:08,573 --> 00:14:10,175
He's my neighbor.

264
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,811
Whatever turns you on, baby, mmm hmmm.

265
00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:14,279
I should go.

266
00:14:15,547 --> 00:14:19,217
It was... a pleasure meeting you.

267
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:20,719
And you.

268
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,188
I hope we see each other more.

269
00:14:31,196 --> 00:14:33,865
And now we have done it.

270
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:41,139
Um... Happy birthday!

271
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,741
Thank you.

272
00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:45,343
It was yesterday, remember?

273
00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:48,280
I remember, I remember every...

274
00:14:48,313 --> 00:14:50,582
Shit, Jaden is still in the car!

275
00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:52,183
I have to go!

276
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:53,385
I love you!

277
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,360
You're terrible, Muriel.

278
00:15:02,894 --> 00:15:04,596
Thank you, sir.

279
00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:12,604
And what did you do?

280
00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:13,872
Sorry?

281
00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:15,640
For your birthday.

282
00:15:15,674 --> 00:15:16,875
How did you know?

283
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:18,643
It's in your online profile.

284
00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:20,345
Did you have a good time?

285
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,181
Yes. Actually, it was...

286
00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:29,521
Nice, in the end.

287
00:15:29,955 --> 00:15:31,656
Hmm...Who was the bottom?

288
00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:39,197
No comments.

289
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,333
I already imagined it.

290
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:43,902
He looks, let's say, very satisfied today.

291
00:15:43,935 --> 00:15:47,806
I am. I mean,
I was having a shitty birthday,

292
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:51,876
and then something happened that
made it feel like,

293
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:56,247
I don't know, how to comply
40 years wasn't so bad.

294
00:15:56,281 --> 00:15:59,217
It must have been some very serious sex.

295
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,921
I don't know if I feel comfortable
talking about this with you.

296
00:16:02,954 --> 00:16:04,656
Don't worry about that.

297
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,725
It's not like we're exclusive or anything like that.

298
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:10,395
Did you ask me to be firm when
I wasn't paying attention?

299
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,463
It's not a big deal.

300
00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:13,798
You go out with other guys,
I go out with other guys.

301
00:16:13,832 --> 00:16:15,367
Are you dating other guys?

302
00:16:16,668 --> 00:16:19,270
Well, I would if I could find them.

303
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,842
You know, if you hadn't crashed
against my car that day...

304
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,211
I just ran into you.

305
00:16:26,244 --> 00:16:27,679
You almost gave me whiplash.

306
00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,681
Oh, your head almost hurts.

307
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:30,748
Potato, po-ta-to.

308
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,283
You were parked in front of my house,

309
00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:34,319
and he was barely going five miles an hour.

310
00:16:34,352 --> 00:16:35,720
That's not the point.

311
00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:37,389
If you hadn't hit me,

312
00:16:37,422 --> 00:16:38,823
we wouldn't have started talking,

313
00:16:38,857 --> 00:16:41,860
and I would never have had the courage 
to ask you out.

314
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:44,596
By destiny.

315
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,699
And here's to getting hit from behind.

316
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:52,270
So...

317
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,973
Why were you parked
in front of my house?

318
00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:57,742
House hunting.

319
00:16:57,776 --> 00:17:00,979
You never mentioned that you were looking for a house.

320
00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:02,847
You never asked me.

321
00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:04,582
How odd.

322
00:17:04,616 --> 00:17:06,985
 Did you never ask?
- Yes.

323
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:12,424
You were being very polite.

324
00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,359
Gentleness? As?

325
00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:24,502
Don't talk with your mouth full.

326
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:28,273
Oh yes.

327
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:35,847
You should be on the committee.
welcome from the neighborhood.

328
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,617
It would make me feel at home.

329
00:17:39,651 --> 00:17:40,785
Good.

330
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:56,034
So, have you found a place yet?

331
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,368
Not yet.

332
00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:59,304
Stay with relatives for a while.

333
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:03,808
I still can't believe
that you were... married.

334
00:18:03,842 --> 00:18:05,877
And... have a son.

335
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,512
Two children.

336
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,014
Oh yeah, I forgot, wow.

337
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,851
Well, I don't talk much about my second son.

338
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,419
Because?

339
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,056
He didn't take my departure very well.

340
00:18:18,089 --> 00:18:19,324
What has he done?

341
00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:21,826
No, you can't be gay! You are my dad!

342
00:18:23,094 --> 00:18:25,597
Ooh, shit.

343
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,633
He was always a little emotional.

344
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,569
Did you ever accept it?

345
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:34,339
I hate you! You have ruined my life!

346
00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:37,041
Not yet...

347
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,610
Someday.

348
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,913
But your other son is
I agree with that, right?

349
00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,115
Definitely.

350
00:18:44,149 --> 00:18:47,051
But that's another story for another day.

351
00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:52,056
Can you read me a bedtime story, dad?

352
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,827
No, don't do it.

353
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,829
Because? Are you going to beat me up?

354
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,064
I'll beat you up.

355
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,769
Are you sure you don't want to go out with me?

356
00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:06,971
Ugh, that club makes me feel old.

357
00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:08,106
But you are old.

358
00:19:08,139 --> 00:19:11,075
Not much older than you,
depending on your driver's license.

359
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,111
Administrative error in the card.

360
00:19:13,144 --> 00:19:14,979
I am not more than 29 years old.

361
00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:16,347
That?

362
00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:19,584
I'll get you for that, my ugly.

363
00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:22,587
Oh my god, you're gay.

364
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,756
Yes, I am,
and why should you feel old?

365
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,491
You're dating a young man.

366
00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:28,426
Oh, that's right.

367
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,628
You're also dating an old man.

368
00:19:30,662 --> 00:19:34,899
First of all, Colton is 30 years old...
That's just a blink of an eye.

369
00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:37,969
30? I miss them if they are over 25 years old.

370
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,504
Oh yeah, and does that work for you?

371
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:41,139
Totally works for me.

372
00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:42,983
Okay, what about that time we made out?

373
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:46,511
OK. A - I was drunk.

374
00:19:46,544 --> 00:19:50,148
B - You were much younger then.

375
00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:54,052
And C - He was very drunk.

376
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:59,023
Whatever. Well... Jacob is 50 years old,
He's nowhere near being an old man.

377
00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:03,161
50? Is everything wrinkled?

378
00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:05,163
Not that it matters, but no.

379
00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:07,098
It's in good shape.

380
00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:08,900
For a man his age.

381
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,902
Don't you dare make a Viagra joke.

382
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,870
Oh, do you need some? I have something extra.

383
00:20:12,904 --> 00:20:13,938
Why do you have Viagra?

384
00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:15,607
From that orgy I went to last month.

385
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,909
Oh my god, you, my friend, are a whore.

386
00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:19,644
You are so sweet.

387
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:24,515
Oh, great question...
underwear, yes or no?

388
00:20:24,549 --> 00:20:26,985
I'm going to say yes.

389
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,453
It is not.

390
00:20:31,222 --> 00:20:34,592
Why... do you go out...

391
00:20:36,094 --> 00:20:38,463
Why do you think it's good
dating younger men

392
00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:41,199
unlike older men?

393
00:20:41,232 --> 00:20:43,901
Because younger men 
They keep me young.

394
00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:46,471
Or at least, they make me feel young.

395
00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:50,642
And really, isn't that what it's about?

396
00:20:50,842 --> 00:20:51,876
Finally...

397
00:20:57,282 --> 00:20:59,083
Oh, that reminds me.

398
00:20:59,117 --> 00:21:01,219
There's a bottle of wine for you in the kitchen.

399
00:21:01,252 --> 00:21:02,754
Happy birthday, friend.

400
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,859
That was fast.

401
00:21:13,131 --> 00:21:15,633
I told you I accept credit cards.

402
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,670
That? Oh... I was waiting for the pizza.

403
00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:21,839
Well how about a home cooked meal 
instead?

404
00:21:23,975 --> 00:21:26,644
I can barely tell that you just moved.

405
00:21:26,678 --> 00:21:28,579
The owners wanted to rent it furnished,

406
00:21:28,613 --> 00:21:30,948
Who am I to reject furniture?

407
00:21:30,982 --> 00:21:33,222
Never say no to them
Ottomans, they get very upset.

408
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,821
Good...

409
00:21:36,854 --> 00:21:38,089
appetite.

410
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,691
With class.

411
00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:41,025
I try.

412
00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:42,059
Red or white?

413
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,871
Well, actually,
I have Cherokee blood

414
00:21:43,895 --> 00:21:45,873
on my mother's side,
but mostly white.

415
00:21:45,897 --> 00:21:47,732
I was referring to the wine.

416
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,900
White.

417
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,134
Immediately.

418
00:21:51,035 --> 00:21:53,271
It smells amazing.

419
00:21:53,304 --> 00:21:54,772
It's the bacon.

420
00:21:56,074 --> 00:21:57,875
Is the bacon hidden?

421
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:00,912
Bacon and dried tomatoes
stuffed inside the chicken,

422
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,014
a bacon vinaigrette on the salad,

423
00:22:03,047 --> 00:22:06,217
and the bread... is a bacon and gruyere bun.

424
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,187
So... you like bacon.

425
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,522
I like bacon.

426
00:22:13,057 --> 00:22:14,892
Did you put bacon in the wine?

427
00:22:14,926 --> 00:22:17,595
Yes, I dipped the tires in bacon grease.

428
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,896
No, you didn't.

429
00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:20,865
I don't...

430
00:22:20,898 --> 00:22:22,218
But maybe one day I will.

431
00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:28,706
You could try knocking on the door.

432
00:22:30,074 --> 00:22:31,309
That...?

433
00:22:31,342 --> 00:22:32,342
Let's go to dinner.

434
00:22:32,343 --> 00:22:35,679
This is the guy I told you about;
He lives next door.

435
00:22:37,014 --> 00:22:40,651
There it is... 
I mean, I...

436
00:22:40,685 --> 00:22:44,222
He almost walked to the house next door.

437
00:22:44,255 --> 00:22:47,592
Totally not paying attention.

438
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:49,327
It's funny, isn't it?

439
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,028
Hilarious.

440
00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:58,369
And apparently, I haven't learned anything
from your friend the other morning.

441
00:22:58,403 --> 00:23:00,138
Presentations everywhere.

442
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,806
This is Doug, he...

443
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:02,940
He lives next door.

444
00:23:02,974 --> 00:23:05,676
Yes, good memory.

445
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:08,679
Doug, this is Jacob, my father.

446
00:23:08,713 --> 00:23:10,181
You...

447
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:11,649
Father.

448
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:13,818
Your father?

449
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:14,919
My father.

450
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,088
His father?

451
00:23:17,121 --> 00:23:18,089
His father.

452
00:23:18,122 --> 00:23:19,824
Well, that's bullshit.

453
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:20,858
I know.

454
00:23:20,892 --> 00:23:22,827
Are you dating a father and son?

455
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,796
Well, that sounds dirtier than it is.

456
00:23:24,829 --> 00:23:27,765
Well, how dirty is it?

457
00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:29,100
It's not like that!

458
00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:33,337
I'm dating two men
who happen to be related...

459
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,739
Oh, Christ.

460
00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:37,708
Wow, that sounds bad.

461
00:23:37,742 --> 00:23:39,343
Does this happen a lot in the gay world?

462
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,378
No.

463
00:23:40,411 --> 00:23:42,947
Because I've seen something
mother-daughter lesbian porn,

464
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:44,982
and that was very hot.

465
00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:46,117
Please stop talking.

466
00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:49,954
So, um, what did the son do, uh?

467
00:23:49,987 --> 00:23:51,756
- Colton.
- Yes, Colton.

468
00:23:51,789 --> 00:23:53,257
What did you say when you found out?

469
00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:54,525
Well...

470
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,261
I'll put it in the kitchen.
You two know each other.

471
00:23:59,297 --> 00:24:00,297
Is that your son?

472
00:24:00,364 --> 00:24:02,166
You didn't tell me you had a gay son.

473
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,200
You didn't ask me.

474
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,269
I have to start asking more questions.

475
00:24:05,303 --> 00:24:07,171
What are you whispering about?

476
00:24:07,205 --> 00:24:08,806
How much we adore you, son.

477
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,007
That's very sweet.

478
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:11,809
Do you see any family resemblance?

479
00:24:11,843 --> 00:24:13,311
Now that you mention it.

480
00:24:13,344 --> 00:24:15,146
Colton, can you get me a glass of wine?

481
00:24:15,179 --> 00:24:16,247
Of course.

482
00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:20,051
I don't want to hear anything about our...
similar.

483
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:21,352
- Good.
- Good.

484
00:24:22,053 --> 00:24:23,921
You're not staying, are you?

485
00:24:23,955 --> 00:24:25,156
I live here.

486
00:24:25,189 --> 00:24:26,858
Well, that's awkward.

487
00:24:26,891 --> 00:24:29,203
So you're the one who thought
that my son was a stripper?

488
00:24:29,227 --> 00:24:31,195
It was an honest mistake.

489
00:24:31,229 --> 00:24:32,463
And sleep with him?

490
00:24:32,497 --> 00:24:34,065
That was on purpose.

491
00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:36,199
That?

492
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,735
- Nothing.
- Nothing.

493
00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:41,105
Is there more chicken?

494
00:24:41,138 --> 00:24:43,140
Don't worry,
I'll eat it in my room.

495
00:24:43,174 --> 00:24:44,408
Yes, I'll get that for you.

496
00:24:46,077 --> 00:24:47,478
What do we tell him?

497
00:24:47,512 --> 00:24:48,913
Nothing.
- Nothing?

498
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,047
Don't tell him anything.

499
00:24:50,081 --> 00:24:52,183
It has always been competitive.
It's a family thing.

500
00:24:52,216 --> 00:24:53,885
But this is not a competition.

501
00:24:53,918 --> 00:24:55,086
It will be soon.

502
00:24:57,989 --> 00:24:59,790
Have fun.

503
00:24:59,824 --> 00:25:02,360
I'm going to... eat this in my room,

504
00:25:02,393 --> 00:25:04,195
which is three meters in that direction...

505
00:25:04,228 --> 00:25:05,997
behind those thin walls.

506
00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:07,698
In case anyone needs me.

507
00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:11,202
Good night, dad.

508
00:25:12,069 --> 00:25:13,437
It was a pleasure meeting you.

509
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,172
Right?

510
00:25:20,111 --> 00:25:23,481
And you continued your date with Colton
as if nothing had happened?

511
00:25:23,514 --> 00:25:26,817
I tried,
What else was I supposed to do?

512
00:25:26,851 --> 00:25:29,086
He moved out of the neighborhood out of sheer embarrassment.

513
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,955
That thought crossed my mind.

514
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:33,124
Tell me you didn't stay
to sleep with Jacob there?

515
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:36,093
I didn't stay the night with Jacob there.

516
00:25:36,127 --> 00:25:38,029
I can't stay here with your father.

517
00:25:38,062 --> 00:25:39,130
He won't care.

518
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,965
Did I mention he's gay too?

519
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:43,968
I know. I mean, no, I just...

520
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,436
I sensed it.

521
00:25:45,469 --> 00:25:47,405
Oh really? As?

522
00:25:47,438 --> 00:25:49,273
Well... um...

523
00:25:49,307 --> 00:25:51,075
Did he hit on you?

524
00:25:51,108 --> 00:25:52,910
No no!

525
00:25:52,944 --> 00:25:55,146
Of course not!

526
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,981
I'm kidding.

527
00:25:57,915 --> 00:25:59,817
I mean,
How weird would that be, right?

528
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,519
How odd.

529
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,521
Completely strange.

530
00:26:03,554 --> 00:26:05,289
Bizarre weird!

531
00:26:06,157 --> 00:26:08,893
So... stay.

532
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:10,861
I should go home.

533
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,264
That? Because of the traffic?

534
00:26:13,297 --> 00:26:14,432
Exactly.

535
00:26:14,465 --> 00:26:17,868
It's a joke,
because you live in the house next door.

536
00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:22,306
Next time?

537
00:26:23,307 --> 00:26:24,375
Next time.

538
00:26:27,011 --> 00:26:28,512
So you slept alone,

539
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,623
while the two men
the ones you sleep with

540
00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:32,583
They slept together in the house they share.

541
00:26:32,617 --> 00:26:34,885
That seems to be the case.

542
00:26:34,919 --> 00:26:37,239
I'm going to need a diagram
of flow to continue with this.

543
00:26:37,488 --> 00:26:40,558
Do you have a daddy complex,
Or does Colton have it?

544
00:26:40,591 --> 00:26:42,460
How do you know about daddy's complexes?

545
00:26:42,493 --> 00:26:44,895
I am a therapist. I deal with a lot of strippers.

546
00:26:44,929 --> 00:26:47,531
No... Nobody has a father complex.

547
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:49,567
Does Jacob like it when you call him daddy?

548
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,835
No.

549
00:26:51,302 --> 00:26:52,303
Oh my God!

550
00:26:52,336 --> 00:26:54,005
Do you really call him daddy?

551
00:26:54,038 --> 00:26:56,173
It was a joke.

552
00:26:56,207 --> 00:26:57,575
Does Colton call you daddy?

553
00:26:57,608 --> 00:27:00,578
No! Nobody calls anyone daddy, okay?

554
00:27:00,611 --> 00:27:02,179
Except for Colton and Jacob.

555
00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:04,015
Because, well, he's her daddy.

556
00:27:04,048 --> 00:27:06,951
Can we... say father instead?

557
00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:09,453
Dad's things scare me a little.

558
00:27:09,487 --> 00:27:12,857
Hey, have you told
our father about this?

559
00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:14,225
I'm going to hang up now.

560
00:27:18,529 --> 00:27:20,064
Hello.

561
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,466
I'm sorry about your birthday the other night.

562
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,068
Here.

563
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:27,505
What does it mean that every person I know
buy me wine for my birthday?

564
00:27:27,538 --> 00:27:29,106
That you are an alcoholic?

565
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:30,608
I'm not an alcoholic.

566
00:27:30,641 --> 00:27:32,243
Do you drink at home alone?

567
00:27:36,247 --> 00:27:37,314
Yes, sometimes.

568
00:27:37,348 --> 00:27:39,617
Classic signs of an alcoholic.

569
00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:42,353
But wait, I live alone,
So of course I drink alone.

570
00:27:42,386 --> 00:27:44,221
The first step is the most difficult.

571
00:27:44,255 --> 00:27:48,192
The only steps I need are 
the ones that take you to the local liquor store.

572
00:27:48,225 --> 00:27:49,627
They are the spirits!

573
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:51,328
Thank you for your support.

574
00:27:51,362 --> 00:27:54,098
No, it is the best store
of liquors around here.

575
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,535
They are the Spirits, it is the name of the store.

576
00:27:57,568 --> 00:28:00,404
Oh, okay. It's good to know.

577
00:28:01,572 --> 00:28:03,340
Hey, do you have a minute?

578
00:28:07,545 --> 00:28:08,646
We should go to lunch.

579
00:28:08,679 --> 00:28:10,147
Oh God!
- That?

580
00:28:10,181 --> 00:28:11,415
Are you firing me?

581
00:28:11,449 --> 00:28:13,084
Why do you think I'm firing you?

582
00:28:13,117 --> 00:28:15,395
You always take people to
have lunch when you say goodbye.

583
00:28:15,419 --> 00:28:16,419
Do I do it?

584
00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:18,364
That vegetarian place down the street...

585
00:28:18,388 --> 00:28:21,258
You said that people will not have
energy to fight without any protein.

586
00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:23,160
Did I say that?
- A bit.

587
00:28:23,194 --> 00:28:24,662
I'm not kicking you out.

588
00:28:24,695 --> 00:28:27,998
I just want to congratulate you for
get that new client.

589
00:28:28,032 --> 00:28:30,034
Oh, that. Thank you.

590
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:31,945
I'm glad we could make room for it.

591
00:28:31,969 --> 00:28:35,072
I was looking at the schedule;
We are really busy this month.

592
00:28:35,106 --> 00:28:37,408
All thanks to your brilliant idea.

593
00:28:37,441 --> 00:28:39,376
What brilliant idea are you talking about?

594
00:28:39,410 --> 00:28:41,145
You're going to have to clarify it.

595
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,490
The Introduction to class
Pilates for seniors.

596
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:44,982
It's really unstuck.

597
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,184
You really have an idea
of that demographic.

598
00:28:47,218 --> 00:28:49,053
- No, I don't have it.
- Of course.

599
00:28:49,086 --> 00:28:51,522
You have this sense of
which really turns them on.

600
00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:54,492
Yes, but I can also relate
with the younger generation.

601
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:56,594
Of course, sir.

602
00:28:56,627 --> 00:28:58,329
I can too.

603
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:01,031
After all,
Terry is three years younger than me.

604
00:29:01,065 --> 00:29:03,434
That's like 20 in gay years.

605
00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:05,102
It's not that big.

606
00:29:05,136 --> 00:29:06,604
Yes it is.

607
00:29:06,637 --> 00:29:09,073
Why do you think I stay with him?

608
00:29:09,106 --> 00:29:11,075
It's big.

609
00:29:11,742 --> 00:29:12,810
That reminds me...

610
00:29:12,843 --> 00:29:16,614
We have to schedule our
sexual harassment training.

611
00:29:16,647 --> 00:29:18,215
You have to go.

612
00:29:18,249 --> 00:29:20,050
I'll take note of it.

613
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,722
This feels good.

614
00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:28,225
Good.

615
00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:30,694
Great, even.

616
00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:33,264
Magnificent!

617
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,567
You're not making it easy.

618
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,105
That's because you're doing it
very, very difficult.

619
00:29:42,373 --> 00:29:44,208
Be serious for a second.

620
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:46,710
Okay, seriously, go ahead.

621
00:29:48,145 --> 00:29:52,249
What I'm trying to say is... 
I like this.

622
00:29:52,283 --> 00:29:54,652
I like spending time with you.

623
00:29:55,786 --> 00:29:57,154
I like you, Doug.

624
00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:00,758
I like you, Colton.

625
00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:02,760
I know we don't know each other
for so long,

626
00:30:02,793 --> 00:30:06,096
but I think we have a connection here.

627
00:30:06,130 --> 00:30:07,364
Me too.

628
00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:11,068
And I hoped we could see each other a lot more.

629
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,970
It is something inevitable.

630
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:14,471
We are neighbors.

631
00:30:17,174 --> 00:30:18,576
You know what I mean.

632
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,680
You're not asking me to be
stable, right?

633
00:30:22,713 --> 00:30:25,716
Gosh, that sounds like something my dad would say.

634
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:30,287
Oh, I didn't mean that in a bad way.

635
00:30:30,321 --> 00:30:32,823
Is this how you see me,
a kind of father figure?

636
00:30:32,857 --> 00:30:36,126
Jesus, you're not old enough
to be a father figure.

637
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,261
Because?

638
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:39,630
Is it something that bothers you,
Our age difference?

639
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:42,233
No, I think you're very mature for your age.

640
00:30:42,266 --> 00:30:44,802
It is possible to be a 30 year old gay man,

641
00:30:44,835 --> 00:30:48,272
and not be obsessed with Lady Gaga.

642
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,406
It's a relief.

643
00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:53,277
But I...

644
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,380
I'm seeing other people.

645
00:30:57,615 --> 00:31:00,251
Another person, to be precise.

646
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,054
That's great.

647
00:31:05,456 --> 00:31:10,194
We'll try it, see what happens.

648
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,698
Oh my God!

649
00:31:15,299 --> 00:31:17,334
Where did you learn to do that?

650
00:31:18,469 --> 00:31:22,439
I saw it in one of those sex manuals I read
when I first came out.

651
00:31:22,473 --> 00:31:26,477
I had never been with someone before
flexible enough to do so.

652
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:27,878
Pilates...

653
00:31:27,912 --> 00:31:30,180
It makes all the difference.

654
00:31:32,283 --> 00:31:33,784
So when did you come out?

655
00:31:34,618 --> 00:31:37,421
- Officially?
- Officially.

656
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,190
Eight years ago.

657
00:31:40,224 --> 00:31:42,459
And unofficially?

658
00:31:42,493 --> 00:31:45,229
I guess I always knew,
I just didn't want to face it.

659
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:49,500
So what pushed you out?
after all these years?

660
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,336
Actually, it was Colton.

661
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,371
Oh really?

662
00:31:54,405 --> 00:31:57,474
Not that he knew and encouraged me,

663
00:31:57,508 --> 00:31:58,575
none of that.

664
00:31:58,609 --> 00:31:59,910
And then what?

665
00:31:59,944 --> 00:32:06,350
It was seeing him grow 100 percent comfortable
with who it is.

666
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,485
I learned a lot from him.

667
00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,387
Did he come out soon?

668
00:32:10,421 --> 00:32:13,424
He was one of those boys who
You always know he's gay.

669
00:32:13,457 --> 00:32:15,759
All the stereotypes were there.

670
00:32:15,793 --> 00:32:18,796
Her mother says that her placenta
It was full of brilliance.

671
00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:23,600
That's definitely gay.

672
00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:30,341
I loved watching him grow,

673
00:32:30,374 --> 00:32:32,476
watching him become his own man.

674
00:32:32,509 --> 00:32:35,245
And it gave me the courage to do it myself.

675
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,815
And his wife?

676
00:32:37,848 --> 00:32:39,416
She knew it.

677
00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:41,385
Or at least, I suspected it.

678
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,196
We were best friends in college,

679
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:46,757
she got married when she got pregnant,
and did everything we needed to do.

680
00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:49,493
And luckily we are still friends.

681
00:32:49,526 --> 00:32:51,395
Did he remarry?

682
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,863
She did it...

683
00:32:52,896 --> 00:32:57,334
With a lovely teacher
of philosophy named Naomi.

684
00:32:57,368 --> 00:32:59,269
Oh really?

685
00:32:59,303 --> 00:33:00,404
Oh really.

686
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:03,307
We are the American family of the new millennium.

687
00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:05,576
Well you did a great job 
raising Colton.

688
00:33:13,350 --> 00:33:14,752
We have to tell them.

689
00:33:16,687 --> 00:33:17,855
I know.

690
00:33:22,026 --> 00:33:23,460
- Good morning.
- Hello.

691
00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:27,998
That? Bad timing?

692
00:33:28,032 --> 00:33:29,433
No, uh...

693
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,302
- Hey, you're free today, right?
- Yes.

694
00:33:32,336 --> 00:33:34,705
Could you do me a favor and
Call me if you see my father?

695
00:33:34,738 --> 00:33:37,708
He didn't come home last night,
He doesn't answer the phone.

696
00:33:37,741 --> 00:33:39,309
I'm sure it's fine.

697
00:33:39,343 --> 00:33:42,312
Probably... Definitely.

698
00:33:42,346 --> 00:33:46,350
It's not that he didn't stay over 
at someone else's house before, okay?

699
00:33:46,383 --> 00:33:47,951
Good.

700
00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:51,822
But if you see it, could you call me?

701
00:33:55,292 --> 00:33:56,493
I'll take care of that!

702
00:33:58,695 --> 00:34:00,364
Dad?

703
00:34:01,565 --> 00:34:03,333
Good morning.

704
00:34:03,367 --> 00:34:04,902
Doug!

705
00:34:04,935 --> 00:34:06,804
What is happening?!

706
00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:09,373
I think we found a way to tell him.

707
00:34:12,776 --> 00:34:15,379
Friend! That's a classic.

708
00:34:15,412 --> 00:34:16,880
Not so much.

709
00:34:16,914 --> 00:34:19,750
So the old man was there
standing totally naked?

710
00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:21,885
Naked, and not yet old.

711
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:27,024
This is how you feel after
to do Pilates for a while.

712
00:34:27,057 --> 00:34:29,059
It's not old.

713
00:34:29,093 --> 00:34:31,295
Yeah, but what about the nude part?

714
00:34:31,328 --> 00:34:34,331
You'll look good naked too.

715
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:36,066
Yes, that's it.

716
00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,534
Very good then!

717
00:34:38,769 --> 00:34:40,370
So who is bigger?

718
00:34:40,404 --> 00:34:41,472
That?

719
00:34:41,505 --> 00:34:43,783
If I have to hear about
your strange love triangle,

720
00:34:43,807 --> 00:34:46,052
at least share some of
the unpleasant details.

721
00:34:46,076 --> 00:34:47,077
No!

722
00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:49,346
One of them has a cock
pencil, like you, right?

723
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,582
I don't have a pencil dick!

724
00:34:52,082 --> 00:34:53,550
Forget you ever heard that.

725
00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:58,055
So how did you explain
the situation to young Colton?

726
00:34:58,088 --> 00:34:59,690
Well, after I ran away,

727
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,458
we caught up with him at home...

728
00:35:05,095 --> 00:35:06,997
I wanted to tell you.

729
00:35:07,030 --> 00:35:08,866
We left first.

730
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:09,899
First?!

731
00:35:09,967 --> 00:35:11,702
What does that mean, that you asked for it?

732
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:12,803
Don't be childish, Colton.

733
00:35:12,836 --> 00:35:15,072
Fuck off!

734
00:35:15,105 --> 00:35:17,341
Oh wait, I guess you hid it.

735
00:35:18,709 --> 00:35:20,544
Well, uh, yeah...

736
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:22,746
Oh my God!

737
00:35:22,779 --> 00:35:24,781
Have you fucked my father?

738
00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:26,817
For the record, I fucked him first.

739
00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:28,619
-Jacob!
- Dad!

740
00:35:28,652 --> 00:35:29,887
Too much information?

741
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,822
Lifelong!

742
00:35:31,855 --> 00:35:33,123
Just because I'm your father

743
00:35:33,157 --> 00:35:35,425
doesn't mean I can't
have an active sexual life.

744
00:35:35,459 --> 00:35:37,361
Yes, but not with my boyfriend!

745
00:35:37,394 --> 00:35:38,428
Boyfriend?

746
00:35:38,462 --> 00:35:39,830
Boyfriend?

747
00:35:39,863 --> 00:35:41,064
Whatever.

748
00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:43,967
Do you think of me as your boyfriend?

749
00:35:44,001 --> 00:35:45,335
Yes.

750
00:35:46,837 --> 00:35:48,772
I guess so. 
I have done it.

751
00:35:52,876 --> 00:35:55,612
And what do you think of me?

752
00:35:56,747 --> 00:36:00,384
Boyfriend seems like such a word
Silly for someone my age.

753
00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:01,952
Yes tell me.

754
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,623
Good.

755
00:36:07,724 --> 00:36:12,496
I think of you... as my... boyfriend.

756
00:36:15,032 --> 00:36:19,436
And now, also apparently,
my son's boyfriend.

757
00:36:41,925 --> 00:36:44,895
Please tell me you won't have a threesome.

758
00:36:44,928 --> 00:36:47,064
No, we didn't have a threesome.

759
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,605
I worry about both of them.

760
00:36:54,638 --> 00:36:56,106
You're both great guys.

761
00:36:56,139 --> 00:36:57,140
I am.

762
00:36:58,242 --> 00:37:00,077
Yes, you are.

763
00:37:01,778 --> 00:37:05,549
You're not so bad...sometimes.

764
00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:06,783
I know.

765
00:37:07,818 --> 00:37:11,088
So can we find
a way to solve this?

766
00:37:11,121 --> 00:37:13,590
As? I don't want to stop seeing you.

767
00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:16,560
Me neither.

768
00:37:18,228 --> 00:37:20,831
And I don't want to stop seeing you both.

769
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,833
It's just that...

770
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:26,603
If you weren't... you know, what you are.

771
00:37:30,007 --> 00:37:32,843
If you weren't, would it be a problem?

772
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:33,944
No.

773
00:37:34,244 --> 00:37:35,846
But we are what we are.

774
00:37:37,581 --> 00:37:41,551
Yes, that's why we have to be very careful. 
of each person's feelings.

775
00:37:41,585 --> 00:37:42,753
TRUE?

776
00:37:42,786 --> 00:37:44,921
- Good.
- Of course.

777
00:37:46,590 --> 00:37:52,462
So why don't we keep dating
and see where things take us?

778
00:37:56,266 --> 00:37:59,102
It will lead you straight to evil
daytime talk show;

779
00:37:59,136 --> 00:38:00,604
That's where it's going to take you.

780
00:38:00,637 --> 00:38:01,905
It's not that bad, Evvy.

781
00:38:01,938 --> 00:38:04,574
It's a gay version of Oedipus, or something like that.

782
00:38:04,608 --> 00:38:06,576
I think you need to read about your classics.

783
00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:08,845
Ah....whatever. It's strange.

784
00:38:08,879 --> 00:38:10,614
That will give you a headache.

785
00:38:10,647 --> 00:38:12,849
Or a triple suicide.

786
00:38:12,883 --> 00:38:14,718
Or bad ballads from the 80s.

787
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,991
Well I think you're right
in the anguish part.

788
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,122
And the ballads of the 80s.

789
00:38:19,156 --> 00:38:21,124
And you are a smart man.

790
00:38:21,158 --> 00:38:22,826
How did you not see it coming?

791
00:38:22,859 --> 00:38:25,262
Oh right, because this happens so often.

792
00:38:25,295 --> 00:38:27,030
What, should I have expected it?

793
00:38:27,064 --> 00:38:29,533
You should always expect the worst.

794
00:38:29,566 --> 00:38:31,568
Being a mother has taught me that.

795
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,637
Yes, but your son is...

796
00:38:35,038 --> 00:38:37,774
A holy terror, that's what it is.

797
00:38:37,808 --> 00:38:39,142
You have said it.

798
00:38:39,176 --> 00:38:41,712
Hey, that's my son you're talking about.

799
00:38:41,745 --> 00:38:43,013
Well, but you just said...

800
00:38:43,046 --> 00:38:44,948
No, no, no, I can say whatever I want.

801
00:38:44,981 --> 00:38:47,884
You can't. 
It is a mother's prerogative.

802
00:38:47,918 --> 00:38:49,820
Why are we friends again?

803
00:38:49,853 --> 00:38:52,689
Because no one else understands you,

804
00:38:52,723 --> 00:38:54,224
my understanding of your anal retentiveness.

805
00:38:54,257 --> 00:38:56,093
I am not an anal retainer.

806
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:57,627
I am organized.

807
00:38:57,661 --> 00:38:58,995
Compartmentalized.

808
00:38:59,029 --> 00:39:00,297
Except in the bedroom.

809
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:02,099
Yeah, that's a little messy.

810
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:05,168
I was talking about the father-son special.

811
00:39:05,202 --> 00:39:07,604
Hey, I've been very good so far,

812
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,973
about preventing them from meeting each other.

813
00:39:10,006 --> 00:39:11,575
Let me give you a medal.

814
00:39:11,608 --> 00:39:13,076
I'll give you one of Jaden's.

815
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:16,079
I swear nowadays they give medals
to children just for showing up.

816
00:39:16,113 --> 00:39:18,048
Well, aren't we supposed to
that's good for...

817
00:39:18,081 --> 00:39:19,182
your self-esteem?

818
00:39:19,216 --> 00:39:20,317
Don't know.

819
00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:22,829
But have you ever tried
maintain your child's collection

820
00:39:22,853 --> 00:39:26,790
of useless medals and
unfounded on display?

821
00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:31,695
Each medal,
ribbon and trophy have to be outside.

822
00:39:31,728 --> 00:39:34,798
It's like something from one of those...

823
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:38,201
child abuse programs
in beauty pageants.

824
00:39:38,235 --> 00:39:41,872
I don't think that's a program.
about child abuse.

825
00:39:41,905 --> 00:39:44,808
Potato, potato peelings, whatever.

826
00:39:45,976 --> 00:39:48,011
Of course you're anal-retentive.

827
00:39:48,044 --> 00:39:50,080
You are gay. We are all anal.

828
00:39:50,113 --> 00:39:52,349
And I'm exceptionally anal.

829
00:39:52,382 --> 00:39:56,753
I don't think that exactly means
what you believe in this context.

830
00:39:57,754 --> 00:40:00,390
Since I don't know what the context means,

831
00:40:00,424 --> 00:40:02,192
Let's move on, shall we?

832
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:05,362
I like that you used that one
word, compartmentalized,

833
00:40:05,395 --> 00:40:06,897
because that is so typical of you.

834
00:40:06,930 --> 00:40:08,365
- It's not.
- Yes it is.

835
00:40:08,398 --> 00:40:09,633
As?

836
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,067
Easy.

837
00:40:11,101 --> 00:40:13,370
Your best friend, Evelyn,

838
00:40:13,403 --> 00:40:15,672
He has given you some stellar advice.

839
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:16,973
Yeah?

840
00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:18,875
Why have I never met her?

841
00:40:18,909 --> 00:40:20,377
Haven't you done it?

842
00:40:20,410 --> 00:40:22,045
You know I haven't.

843
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,981
I know.

844
00:40:25,015 --> 00:40:28,185
We've known each other since
You moved to the city.

845
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:30,387
And how long have you known Evelyn?

846
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,889
- The university.
- So how?

847
00:40:32,923 --> 00:40:35,025
Wait, you didn't fuck her, did you?

848
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,660
Woody, no!

849
00:40:36,693 --> 00:40:39,129
So it wasn't a college adventure

850
00:40:39,162 --> 00:40:40,864
that you have tried to forget

851
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,400
Sucking as many dicks as you can?

852
00:40:43,433 --> 00:40:45,836
Um, no. But, thanks for asking.

853
00:40:45,869 --> 00:40:47,847
I always thought you dated
at the university.

854
00:40:47,871 --> 00:40:49,406
I'm gay, Derek, always have been.

855
00:40:49,439 --> 00:40:51,174
I know, but still.

856
00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:54,344
Have you had sex with a guy
just to see if you liked it?

857
00:40:54,377 --> 00:40:57,047
- No.
- Exactly.

858
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,216
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

859
00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:00,750
Can I go back to my story now?

860
00:41:00,784 --> 00:41:01,852
Please do it.

861
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,431
Anyway, you almost know me
since you met her.

862
00:41:05,455 --> 00:41:07,691
We all live in the same city.

863
00:41:07,724 --> 00:41:10,994
And yet you never gather
to your different friends.

864
00:41:11,027 --> 00:41:12,462
Yes I know.

865
00:41:12,496 --> 00:41:13,763
I tried.

866
00:41:13,797 --> 00:41:16,466
My birthday, when you were... sick.

867
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:19,069
Oh, right... You did.

868
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,338
You know, you tried, good point.

869
00:41:21,371 --> 00:41:24,741
You failed miserably,
as you often do.

870
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,109
It doesn't help.

871
00:41:26,142 --> 00:41:27,878
I'm trying to help.

872
00:41:29,346 --> 00:41:32,949
You like to have things in their place.

873
00:41:32,983 --> 00:41:35,852
You have your employees at work,

874
00:41:35,886 --> 00:41:37,454
who you give orders to,

875
00:41:37,487 --> 00:41:39,289
which I know you like to do secretly.

876
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:41,491
- I don't.
- Yes, yes you do.

877
00:41:41,525 --> 00:41:43,493
And work gives you that.

878
00:41:43,527 --> 00:41:46,930
And you have me,
for when you want to go dancing

879
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:51,134
or receive fashion advice
about your pathetic wardrobe.

880
00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:54,871
And you go out with Evelyn whenever you want
see how parents live,

881
00:41:54,905 --> 00:41:58,942
or receive fashion advice
about your pathetic wardrobe.

882
00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:01,177
You gave me this tie, FYI.

883
00:42:01,211 --> 00:42:06,116
Oh, honey... it was a joke.

884
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,151
Bow ties are great.

885
00:42:08,184 --> 00:42:09,886
Are they, however?

886
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,023
The only time I've approved of your wardrobe

887
00:42:13,056 --> 00:42:14,491
I was on that cruise

888
00:42:14,524 --> 00:42:16,826
when you coordinated your cock rings

889
00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:17,928
with your swimsuits.

890
00:42:17,961 --> 00:42:19,930
Well, who doesn't?

891
00:42:19,963 --> 00:42:22,532
Oh, you'd be surprised.

892
00:42:22,566 --> 00:42:24,768
Let's return to the topic at hand.

893
00:42:24,801 --> 00:42:27,370
Everyone has friends who
They do different things for them.

894
00:42:27,404 --> 00:42:31,241
You have several of us,
and you're lucky to have us.

895
00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:34,978
And we have one thing in common.

896
00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:36,011
Dogs.

897
00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,380
You.

898
00:42:37,414 --> 00:42:40,383
So, yeah, the bitch really covers it.

899
00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:41,985
Thank you so much.

900
00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:46,122
I just... I hope from your lovers...

901
00:42:46,156 --> 00:42:48,391
Don't start being so competitive.

902
00:42:48,425 --> 00:42:50,126
It's not going to happen.

903
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:55,432
By the way, I made plans
for dinner tonight.

904
00:42:55,465 --> 00:42:59,102
A picnic in the park,
and a walk around the lake.

905
00:42:59,735 --> 00:43:01,171
Sounds good?

906
00:43:01,304 --> 00:43:03,039
I can't wait.

907
00:43:07,577 --> 00:43:10,380
I made reservations for dinner tomorrow night.

908
00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:14,017
The new Italian place in the center, 
It's supposed to be fabulous.

909
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,852
Mmmm, I can't wait.

910
00:43:16,486 --> 00:43:19,289
I got tickets for the
concert you were talking about.

911
00:43:19,322 --> 00:43:20,590
I thought I was exhausted.

912
00:43:20,624 --> 00:43:22,092
I pulled some strings.

913
00:43:24,961 --> 00:43:26,062
I can't wait.

914
00:43:27,263 --> 00:43:29,675
I got two tickets for the
Saturday night Philharmonic.

915
00:43:29,699 --> 00:43:31,468
Front orchestra. Beethoven's Ninth.

916
00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:34,170
Ninth seat, in the front orchestra?

917
00:43:34,204 --> 00:43:37,007
His Ninth Symphony, Philistine.

918
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,875
I can't wait.

919
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,911
Don't forget that this afternoon we played tennis.

920
00:43:41,945 --> 00:43:44,514
Don't forget we have tickets
for the tennis tournament.

921
00:43:44,547 --> 00:43:46,349
In Indian Wells this weekend.

922
00:43:46,383 --> 00:43:50,186
I'm busy this weekend,
but next time I'm free.

923
00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:51,321
Super.

924
00:43:51,354 --> 00:43:55,525
Because I booked in that an incredible
small resort in Palm Springs.

925
00:43:55,558 --> 00:43:58,495
You know, like that movie
that we just saw.

926
00:43:58,528 --> 00:44:01,031
That's awesome!

927
00:44:01,064 --> 00:44:05,969
And unlike the movie,
you can go without clothes.

928
00:44:06,002 --> 00:44:08,104
Oh, I can't wait.

929
00:44:09,139 --> 00:44:11,341
Next weekend?

930
00:44:11,374 --> 00:44:13,343
No, I don't have plans.

931
00:44:13,376 --> 00:44:14,477
Now yes.

932
00:44:14,511 --> 00:44:17,647
I booked us a suite in my
Favorite Las Vegas hotel.

933
00:44:17,681 --> 00:44:20,617
Vegas? I'm not a great player.

934
00:44:20,650 --> 00:44:22,218
Alright.

935
00:44:22,252 --> 00:44:23,987
We don't have to leave the room.

936
00:44:24,654 --> 00:44:26,389
I can't wait.

937
00:44:28,658 --> 00:44:30,326
I'm exhausted.

938
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,897
Too much work or too much sex?

939
00:44:33,930 --> 00:44:35,665
Too much of everything.

940
00:44:35,699 --> 00:44:41,371
Trips, concerts, dinners out,
indoor dinners, clubs, parties.

941
00:44:41,404 --> 00:44:44,941
You name it, I've tried it.

942
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:48,411
And I'm supposed to go to Las
Vegas this weekend with Jacob.

943
00:44:48,445 --> 00:44:50,046
Question:

944
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,916
The last restaurant you went to

945
00:44:52,949 --> 00:44:56,619
has colored pencils for
What can you draw on the menu?

946
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:57,887
No.

947
00:44:57,921 --> 00:45:02,325
So don't complain that
They force you to go to Las Vegas.

948
00:45:02,358 --> 00:45:03,358
OK?

949
00:45:03,393 --> 00:45:07,997
Where is that delicious and well-behaved...
your son?

950
00:45:08,031 --> 00:45:11,668
Playdate in the park...

951
00:45:11,701 --> 00:45:14,704
It took us three months to prepare.

952
00:45:14,738 --> 00:45:18,308
The parents are very rich.

953
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,577
And why are you whispering?

954
00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:24,280
Because that's what you do
when you talk about rich people.

955
00:45:24,314 --> 00:45:26,416
Are you afraid of being heard?

956
00:45:26,449 --> 00:45:27,584
Yes.

957
00:45:29,619 --> 00:45:32,322
Well, why don't you tell them to back off?

958
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:34,567
Your son's rich parents
Are they the ones who play with him?

959
00:45:34,591 --> 00:45:37,026
No, your lovers.

960
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,628
I don't want to do it.

961
00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:41,364
I just want...

962
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:44,200
I want...

963
00:45:45,135 --> 00:45:46,536
What?

964
00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,138
I want...

965
00:45:48,171 --> 00:45:50,707
Jesus Christ!
Use your adult words.

966
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:53,610
If I knew what I want,
I wouldn't be in this predicament.

967
00:45:53,643 --> 00:45:55,545
Well, that's true.

968
00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:59,516
And 25 points for the use of
the word predicament.

969
00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:01,351
But you know what they say.

970
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,153
No, what do they say?

971
00:46:03,186 --> 00:46:08,625
You can't have a predicament,
without a big dick in the middle.

972
00:46:08,658 --> 00:46:10,593
- Do they say that?
- Yes, they say so.

973
00:46:10,627 --> 00:46:11,627
Who says that?

974
00:46:11,651 --> 00:46:15,298
Everyone. T-shirts, stickers
bumper, license plates.

975
00:46:16,633 --> 00:46:19,435
You haven't been of any help, thank you.

976
00:46:19,469 --> 00:46:21,337
Do you want some wine?

977
00:46:21,371 --> 00:46:24,140
It's in mom's special mug.

978
00:46:28,111 --> 00:46:29,612
That's not wine!

979
00:46:38,822 --> 00:46:41,624
Las Vegas looked a lot
larger in the photos.

980
00:46:41,658 --> 00:46:43,426
I wanted to surprise you.

981
00:46:43,459 --> 00:46:45,061
Surprise.

982
00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:46,574
So there are no slot machines?

983
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:51,434
Las Vegas would have been fun,

984
00:46:51,467 --> 00:46:54,204
but I thought this would be a little more intimate.

985
00:46:56,639 --> 00:47:00,109
But I brought clothes for a night out.

986
00:47:00,143 --> 00:47:03,479
You can still go out at night...
to look for firewood.

987
00:47:03,513 --> 00:47:05,648
Did you bring me here to get wood?

988
00:47:05,682 --> 00:47:07,483
It's one way of saying it.

989
00:47:07,517 --> 00:47:08,785
What other way is there?

990
00:47:08,818 --> 00:47:11,521
I wanted to keep you on your toes.

991
00:47:11,554 --> 00:47:13,656
How about on your knees?

992
00:47:13,690 --> 00:47:15,191
Even better.

993
00:47:21,197 --> 00:47:24,133
So, you rented this place
for the whole weekend.

994
00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:26,069
I have not rented it, I am the owner.

995
00:47:26,102 --> 00:47:27,537
Are you the owner?

996
00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:29,372
Every square centimeter.

997
00:47:29,405 --> 00:47:33,343
I can't believe you have
a cabin in the mountains.

998
00:47:33,376 --> 00:47:35,278
We bought it years ago.

999
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:38,281
Well, I love it.

1000
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:41,117
- It's picturesque.
- Thank you.

1001
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,686
It's very... old-fashioned.

1002
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,421
I think so.

1003
00:47:45,455 --> 00:47:46,723
It's very much your style.

1004
00:47:46,756 --> 00:47:48,625
You can shut up now.

1005
00:47:49,759 --> 00:47:51,227
That's the boys' bedroom.

1006
00:47:51,261 --> 00:47:52,428
I'm sorry...

1007
00:47:52,462 --> 00:47:55,465
I forgot we won't mention
to Colton this weekend.

1008
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,166
Listen, I shouldn't have said that.

1009
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,701
You can talk about whatever you want.

1010
00:47:58,735 --> 00:48:00,303
It's your son.

1011
00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:01,437
Deal done.

1012
00:48:01,471 --> 00:48:04,173
That is the small bedroom, with two beds.

1013
00:48:04,207 --> 00:48:06,843
Please tell me what's there
a larger bedroom.

1014
00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:08,378
There is a larger bedroom.

1015
00:48:08,411 --> 00:48:11,214
- With a bigger bed?
- With a bigger bed.

1016
00:48:11,247 --> 00:48:12,448
Tell me where.

1017
00:48:12,482 --> 00:48:14,250
At the end of the hallway, past the bathroom.

1018
00:48:14,284 --> 00:48:15,385
Guide us.

1019
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,730
Just what I need: peace and tranquility...

1020
00:48:31,401 --> 00:48:33,736
Whoo, peace and quiet, and a shower.

1021
00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:49,552
You heard that, right?

1022
00:48:49,585 --> 00:48:50,787
I heard something.

1023
00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:52,355
Everything seems fine.

1024
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:54,757
go close the door
main, just in case.

1025
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:55,858
Good idea.

1026
00:48:58,928 --> 00:49:00,530
Do you feel more confident now?

1027
00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:01,698
A lot.

1028
00:49:01,965 --> 00:49:04,300
-Hey, haven't you...?
- Let's go to bed.

1029
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,285
Are there wild animals up here?

1030
00:49:56,319 --> 00:49:57,553
Besides me?

1031
00:49:57,587 --> 00:49:58,921
Besides you.

1032
00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:00,556
Oh yes, many.

1033
00:50:00,590 --> 00:50:02,258
It must be that.

1034
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:03,459
It must be.

1035
00:50:05,995 --> 00:50:07,964
Have you ever had a robbery here?

1036
00:50:07,997 --> 00:50:09,065
A couple of times.

1037
00:50:09,098 --> 00:50:11,476
A guy was here for a week
before we caught him.

1038
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,002
That's creepy.

1039
00:50:13,036 --> 00:50:15,772
I'm sure it will go well.
Don't be so nervous.

1040
00:50:15,805 --> 00:50:17,540
I'm not nervous.

1041
00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:22,712
Do you think someone is going to come in and get us?

1042
00:50:22,745 --> 00:50:24,580
Maybe...

1043
00:50:24,614 --> 00:50:26,549
And maybe I would like it.

1044
00:50:27,016 --> 00:50:28,618
Get your ass to bed.

1045
00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:30,219
Just my butt?

1046
00:50:49,639 --> 00:50:51,550
You said there were animals
wild up here.

1047
00:50:51,574 --> 00:50:52,475
GOOD.

1048
00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:54,710
And sometimes they go into the cabin.

1049
00:50:54,744 --> 00:50:55,678
Sometimes.

1050
00:50:55,711 --> 00:50:57,747
¿Se han duchado antes?

1051
00:50:57,780 --> 00:50:59,282
Not that I know of.

1052
00:51:00,550 --> 00:51:01,918
At three.

1053
00:51:01,951 --> 00:51:03,486
A...

1054
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,821
of the...

1055
00:51:04,854 --> 00:51:06,255
Three!

1056
00:51:08,624 --> 00:51:10,026
- ¡Colton!
- Dad?

1057
00:51:11,394 --> 00:51:13,463
- ¿Doug?
- Oh really?

1058
00:51:13,496 --> 00:51:14,931
Oh really?

1059
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,767
Oh really?

1060
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,402
It's not my fault.

1061
00:51:19,435 --> 00:51:20,903
We were right in the middle of...

1062
00:51:20,937 --> 00:51:23,272
Ah!! I don't want to know.

1063
00:51:24,073 --> 00:51:27,085
Who am I kidding? This is very
funny Of course, I want to know!

1064
00:51:27,109 --> 00:51:29,545
Good. We were about to...

1065
00:51:29,579 --> 00:51:33,015
Brother, stop. I don't want to know.

1066
00:51:33,049 --> 00:51:34,350
Good!

1067
00:51:35,518 --> 00:51:37,918
It's what you and Karen did
on your last anniversary.

1068
00:51:39,789 --> 00:51:40,890
Excellent.

1069
00:51:41,457 --> 00:51:42,558
Finally...

1070
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,595
What are you doing here?

1071
00:51:45,628 --> 00:51:48,464
I could ask you the same thing!
You were supposed to be in Las Vegas!

1072
00:51:48,498 --> 00:51:49,599
Change of plans.

1073
00:51:49,632 --> 00:51:51,072
I thought I'd show Doug the cabin.

1074
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:53,870
I wanted to come to the cabin while
you were out of town.

1075
00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:55,404
Where is your car, anyway?

1076
00:51:55,438 --> 00:51:57,006
I parked it in the back.

1077
00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:01,544
And please, can we put on some clothes?

1078
00:52:03,613 --> 00:52:05,991
Can I use this as a case
study for my patients?

1079
00:52:06,015 --> 00:52:07,015
No!

1080
00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:08,618
You're not supposed to be here!

1081
00:52:08,651 --> 00:52:11,187
You were supposed to pass 
the weekend with your friends!

1082
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:12,220
They have abandoned me!

1083
00:52:12,288 --> 00:52:14,690
Also, you know that I come to the
cabin when I'm upset.

1084
00:52:14,724 --> 00:52:16,164
I didn't think you were so upset!

1085
00:52:16,192 --> 00:52:18,995
Of course, I'm upset!
Because?

1086
00:52:19,028 --> 00:52:20,763
Because...!

1087
00:52:20,796 --> 00:52:23,332
My father is fucking my boyfriend.

1088
00:52:25,468 --> 00:52:28,004
And my boyfriend is fucking my father.

1089
00:52:30,473 --> 00:52:32,575
Oh... that.

1090
00:52:33,743 --> 00:52:36,913
Look... Clearly this is all my fault.

1091
00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:38,848
No, it's not.

1092
00:52:38,881 --> 00:52:40,016
Of course.

1093
00:52:40,049 --> 00:52:41,384
You can't blame him.

1094
00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:42,451
Why not?

1095
00:52:42,485 --> 00:52:43,853
Yes, why not?

1096
00:52:43,886 --> 00:52:47,423
I mean, I'm the one who started it
seeing them both at the same time.

1097
00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:48,991
Couldn't you ask us?

1098
00:52:49,025 --> 00:52:53,129
Did I have to ask if your father
gay lived in the neighborhood?

1099
00:52:53,162 --> 00:52:56,132
Because that doesn't appear in
a normal conversation.

1100
00:52:56,165 --> 00:52:57,600
I'm sorry.

1101
00:53:01,938 --> 00:53:04,540
Can't you understand what
do I see in you?

1102
00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:08,611
I can see it.

1103
00:53:09,178 --> 00:53:12,682
I guess I can... Even if I'm old.

1104
00:53:12,715 --> 00:53:13,816
Be careful with that.

1105
00:53:14,584 --> 00:53:16,752
Your father is ten years older than me.

1106
00:53:16,786 --> 00:53:19,622
I'm ten years older than you.
How is that different?

1107
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:21,057
Because...

1108
00:53:23,893 --> 00:53:25,628
Exactly.

1109
00:53:26,529 --> 00:53:29,865
Believe me, when you reach a certain age,

1110
00:53:29,899 --> 00:53:33,903
It really doesn't seem to be a big problem.

1111
00:53:34,904 --> 00:53:36,739
Oh really?

1112
00:53:36,772 --> 00:53:37,907
Really.

1113
00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:42,478
I mean, naturally there are differences

1114
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:44,046
among you.

1115
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,781
Like what?

1116
00:53:45,815 --> 00:53:47,617
Yeah, like what?

1117
00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:50,152
Oh really?

1118
00:53:52,221 --> 00:53:53,756
Good.

1119
00:53:55,558 --> 00:54:00,196
You're impulsive... in a good way.

1120
00:54:00,229 --> 00:54:02,064
Go with the flow.

1121
00:54:02,098 --> 00:54:05,001
Like when someone
Are you confusing me with a stripper?

1122
00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:06,836
So.

1123
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:08,771
And you care enough about your father

1124
00:54:08,804 --> 00:54:11,974
to let him live with you after
that his house sold so quickly.

1125
00:54:12,808 --> 00:54:14,910
Above the asking price, I might add.

1126
00:54:14,944 --> 00:54:19,048
And I needed a place to live until
that I could find a new house.

1127
00:54:22,018 --> 00:54:23,986
It was very kind of you. Thank you.

1128
00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:27,990
You are welcome.

1129
00:54:29,992 --> 00:54:33,829
And you feel comfortable in your skin

1130
00:54:33,863 --> 00:54:40,736
in the sense of accepting yourself,
even though it is at a later stage.

1131
00:54:41,604 --> 00:54:43,839
Later... later in life.

1132
00:54:43,873 --> 00:54:46,108
It's not late, I'm not dead.

1133
00:54:46,142 --> 00:54:47,843
Later in life.

1134
00:54:47,877 --> 00:54:50,680
And you are kind and generous.

1135
00:54:50,713 --> 00:54:52,114
You see, he wants your money.

1136
00:54:52,281 --> 00:54:53,983
Do you have money?

1137
00:54:55,284 --> 00:54:56,952
So that's not the point.

1138
00:54:56,986 --> 00:54:58,020
I'm sorry.

1139
00:54:59,055 --> 00:55:02,558
You are generous with your time and your heart.

1140
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:05,094
And you love your child, unconditionally.

1141
00:55:07,630 --> 00:55:10,166
And I appreciate that more than you will ever know.

1142
00:55:13,069 --> 00:55:17,873
You see... You're both great guys.

1143
00:55:17,907 --> 00:55:20,042
Frankly, I don't see what you see in me.

1144
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:23,846
- Me neither.
- I have no idea.

1145
00:55:23,879 --> 00:55:24,947
Be quiet.

1146
00:55:28,317 --> 00:55:29,585
So...

1147
00:55:32,054 --> 00:55:33,122
So...

1148
00:55:35,891 --> 00:55:37,026
So...

1149
00:55:42,665 --> 00:55:44,900
I'm not ready to choose between you.

1150
00:55:45,935 --> 00:55:47,837
Not yet.

1151
00:55:47,870 --> 00:55:49,672
- But...
- But what?

1152
00:55:50,706 --> 00:55:53,075
I have made a decision about one thing.

1153
00:55:56,178 --> 00:55:58,280
Well, this is not what I had planned.

1154
00:55:59,248 --> 00:56:01,317
Isn't it true?

1155
00:56:03,219 --> 00:56:08,324
And wouldn't it be less uncomfortable 
If we don't both sleep naked?

1156
00:56:08,357 --> 00:56:11,560
I think we can agree on that.

1157
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,070
It will be nice to wake up Doug 
in the morning.

1158
00:56:21,103 --> 00:56:23,305
Stop talking...

1159
00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:24,907
Now.

1160
00:57:02,278 --> 00:57:03,279
Good morning.

1161
00:57:05,181 --> 00:57:06,248
Good morning.

1162
00:57:09,151 --> 00:57:10,286
Did you sleep well?

1163
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:14,023
Not really.

1164
00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:17,326
Neither do we.

1165
00:57:17,359 --> 00:57:18,727
I'm sorry.

1166
00:57:20,429 --> 00:57:21,997
He snores.

1167
00:57:22,097 --> 00:57:23,299
I know.

1168
00:57:25,201 --> 00:57:27,403
And I shouldn't have eaten
beans for dinner.

1169
00:57:27,436 --> 00:57:29,805
Ooh, that can get ugly.

1170
00:57:35,444 --> 00:57:37,313
We were talking.

1171
00:57:37,346 --> 00:57:39,048
And we made a decision.

1172
00:57:42,184 --> 00:57:45,254
Do you want me to sit down for this?

1173
00:58:01,070 --> 00:58:02,304
We think...

1174
00:58:02,338 --> 00:58:05,341
We both thought this would resolve itself.

1175
00:58:06,909 --> 00:58:10,880
Or do you have more feelings
strong for one of us...

1176
00:58:10,913 --> 00:58:14,183
Or one of us would have
stronger feelings for you.

1177
00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:19,955
But... it seems that we are
at a dead end.

1178
00:58:20,489 --> 00:58:24,226
I know, and... I'm sorry.

1179
00:58:25,828 --> 00:58:28,297
Unfortunately, that is no longer enough.

1180
00:58:30,232 --> 00:58:31,767
What does that mean?

1181
00:58:34,103 --> 00:58:36,939
Which means that both
We decided to stop seeing you.

1182
00:58:42,378 --> 00:58:43,946
Both?

1183
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:45,447
Both.

1184
00:58:46,382 --> 00:58:49,718
It's not fair to us,
and it's not fair to you.

1185
00:58:51,287 --> 00:58:54,023
Isn't it fair to pass the time

1186
00:58:54,056 --> 00:58:57,326
with the only two men
What have I truly loved?

1187
00:58:58,894 --> 00:59:02,231
Can you really love
two men at the same time?

1188
00:59:02,264 --> 00:59:04,133
I know it doesn't make logical sense,

1189
00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:09,471
and I know it doesn't fit the bill
norms of society, but...

1190
00:59:09,505 --> 00:59:14,209
Yes, I know... I love you both.

1191
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,347
If we weren't in this fucking situation,

1192
00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:21,016
we could give you the time
necessary to find out.

1193
00:59:23,819 --> 00:59:25,988
But we're in this fucking situation,

1194
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:27,890
as Colton so aptly put it.

1195
00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:32,361
And we can't do it anymore.

1196
00:59:34,563 --> 00:59:36,231
So that's it?

1197
00:59:37,967 --> 00:59:40,369
Are you both leaving my life?

1198
00:59:41,537 --> 00:59:43,205
I guess so.

1199
00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:46,976
You couldn't make a decision, Doug.

1200
00:59:48,143 --> 00:59:49,445
We had to do it.

1201
00:59:52,181 --> 00:59:53,515
I'm sorry.

1202
00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:58,187
We both feel it.

1203
01:01:06,155 --> 01:01:07,990
That's it.

1204
01:01:08,023 --> 01:01:10,503
The first hint of a smile
that I have seen in three weeks.

1205
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,362
I'm sorry...
I've had a lot of things on my mind.

1206
01:01:13,395 --> 01:01:14,963
I know.

1207
01:01:14,997 --> 01:01:18,300
You have shared it with me, time and time again.

1208
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:20,302
Have I been that bad?

1209
01:01:20,335 --> 01:01:22,905
Absolutely.

1210
01:01:22,938 --> 01:01:24,239
Be careful...

1211
01:01:24,273 --> 01:01:26,542
That model child of yours will listen to you.

1212
01:01:28,277 --> 01:01:33,115
That boy learned the word "bitch"
on the playground last week,

1213
01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:37,119
and he proceeded to call me
bitch since then.

1214
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:39,021
So you're also responsive?

1215
01:01:41,190 --> 01:01:43,158
Yes, I suppose so.

1216
01:01:44,126 --> 01:01:45,694
But enough about me.

1217
01:01:45,728 --> 01:01:47,296
How can I help you?

1218
01:01:48,263 --> 01:01:49,364
Get them back?

1219
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:54,269
Oh baby, if I thought it would help,
I would try it.

1220
01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:56,638
But don't you?

1221
01:01:57,973 --> 01:01:59,441
And you?

1222
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,245
I think so.

1223
01:02:04,713 --> 01:02:06,515
I don't know anymore.

1224
01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:10,219
You know, if Jaden turns out to be gay,

1225
01:02:10,252 --> 01:02:12,454
just make sure
This never happened to him.

1226
01:02:12,488 --> 01:02:14,723
Oh my god, I hope he turns gay!

1227
01:02:14,757 --> 01:02:17,693
Then I would have something in common with him.

1228
01:02:17,726 --> 01:02:21,029
Unfortunately,
That boy is like his father.

1229
01:02:21,063 --> 01:02:23,198
Behaviors run in the family.

1230
01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:26,735
Do you know what I think?

1231
01:02:26,769 --> 01:02:29,304
I think it's all genetic.

1232
01:02:29,338 --> 01:02:30,606
That?

1233
01:02:30,639 --> 01:02:32,274
All.

1234
01:02:32,307 --> 01:02:35,511
Yes, I think it's all genetic, like DNA.

1235
01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:40,315
But it's so random that
there is no way to understand it.

1236
01:02:40,349 --> 01:02:42,761
I think some scientists
They disagree with you.

1237
01:02:42,785 --> 01:02:44,686
No, no, look at you and your brother.

1238
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,121
Fraternal twins.

1239
01:02:46,155 --> 01:02:48,190
You don't look anything alike.

1240
01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:50,058
Which seems strange to me, by the way.

1241
01:02:50,092 --> 01:02:51,693
I think your mother is hiding something.

1242
01:02:51,727 --> 01:02:53,195
Maybe we were changed at birth.

1243
01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:55,364
Ooh, fun.

1244
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,300
But let's assume that no, that didn't happen.

1245
01:02:58,333 --> 01:03:02,070
You are twins, you have grown up in
the same house, the same way,

1246
01:03:02,104 --> 01:03:04,039
but you're gay and he's straight.

1247
01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:05,207
What's up with that?

1248
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,009
Well, actually, studies show...

1249
01:03:07,042 --> 01:03:09,545
I'm not done,
and I don't care about your studies.

1250
01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:11,213
It's genetics, I'm telling you.

1251
01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:15,417
Take Jacob and Colton...
father and son, both gay.

1252
01:03:15,450 --> 01:03:20,088
Both inexplicably attracted to you.

1253
01:03:20,122 --> 01:03:21,223
Because?

1254
01:03:23,392 --> 01:03:26,762
Genetics... Genetics, like DNA.

1255
01:03:26,795 --> 01:03:29,531
Like, something deep in your DNA

1256
01:03:29,565 --> 01:03:32,768
He is attracted to something deep in his DNA.

1257
01:03:32,801 --> 01:03:37,306
And vice versa, but because they are both gay.

1258
01:03:37,339 --> 01:03:40,709
You're not sure which one
It's supposed to attract you.

1259
01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:51,353
That doesn't make any sense.

1260
01:03:51,386 --> 01:03:52,487
No, he has it, he has it.

1261
01:03:52,521 --> 01:03:55,524
It's genetics
It's like pheromones floating around.

1262
01:03:55,557 --> 01:03:56,625
Yeah!

1263
01:03:56,658 --> 01:04:01,363
It's like you're
feeling something for one of them,

1264
01:04:01,396 --> 01:04:04,700
but the other one is giving off a false smell.

1265
01:04:04,733 --> 01:04:06,635
And I'm supposed to find out

1266
01:04:06,668 --> 01:04:10,505
which is real and which is placebo.

1267
01:04:10,539 --> 01:04:11,807
Yeah!

1268
01:04:14,276 --> 01:04:15,611
Give me that wine.

1269
01:04:17,446 --> 01:04:19,414
That's the right answer, dear.

1270
01:04:26,121 --> 01:04:27,289
Doug.

1271
01:04:28,123 --> 01:04:29,191
Dougie.

1272
01:04:30,192 --> 01:04:31,326
Douglas.

1273
01:04:32,628 --> 01:04:34,162
Doogie!

1274
01:04:34,196 --> 01:04:35,831
Look on the positive side.

1275
01:04:35,864 --> 01:04:37,566
Is there a positive side?

1276
01:04:37,599 --> 01:04:38,599
Of course.

1277
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,802
You didn't want to have to choose between them,

1278
01:04:40,836 --> 01:04:42,437
and now you don't have to.

1279
01:04:42,471 --> 01:04:44,616
Oh my god you should come in
in motivational speech.

1280
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,275
I know.

1281
01:04:46,308 --> 01:04:47,442
Works?

1282
01:04:47,476 --> 01:04:49,144
Not even a little bit.

1283
01:04:51,246 --> 01:04:54,483
Well, what did Evelyn say about that?

1284
01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:57,386
He gave me a lecture on genetics.

1285
01:04:58,787 --> 01:04:59,855
Because?

1286
01:04:59,888 --> 01:05:01,857
I have no idea.

1287
01:05:01,890 --> 01:05:04,159
Wait, how did you know I talked to her?

1288
01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:08,830
Because you always talk to her
of important things first.

1289
01:05:08,864 --> 01:05:09,965
And I don't care.

1290
01:05:09,998 --> 01:05:14,436
I mean, after all,
she has made a relationship work.

1291
01:05:14,469 --> 01:05:16,838
And he even had a son.

1292
01:05:18,507 --> 01:05:22,711
Well you know that I
I also value your advice.

1293
01:05:22,744 --> 01:05:27,516
Please, I couldn't contribute before
to a conversation about relationships...

1294
01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:30,752
Until now.

1295
01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:39,361
Wait... What?

1296
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:40,796
I met someone.

1297
01:05:41,763 --> 01:05:43,231
When?

1298
01:05:43,265 --> 01:05:44,866
Well it was right around that time

1299
01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:48,804
about that fiasco at the cabin
mountain, so...

1300
01:05:48,837 --> 01:05:50,539
And you didn't tell me?

1301
01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:53,608
I couldn't tell you something very good...

1302
01:05:53,642 --> 01:05:56,244
What happens to me when you're going through... this.

1303
01:05:56,278 --> 01:05:58,513
Yes, you can, I want to know these things.

1304
01:05:58,547 --> 01:06:00,558
The Lord knows that you have
heard my part of the drama.

1305
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:02,384
Can I hear an amen?

1306
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:06,254
And despite that comment,
I'm always here for you.

1307
01:06:06,288 --> 01:06:08,824
Good times, bad times.

1308
01:06:08,857 --> 01:06:11,526
Are you about to start singing?

1309
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,261
Maybe!

1310
01:06:13,295 --> 01:06:17,232
But first... Spill your guts.

1311
01:06:17,265 --> 01:06:18,934
I want the plate.

1312
01:06:18,967 --> 01:06:21,803
Oh, okay.

1313
01:06:21,837 --> 01:06:29,837
Well, he is a little, a little,
a little, a little...

1314
01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:32,514
older than me.

1315
01:06:32,547 --> 01:06:37,552
Older than your actual age, or older
What age do you make up?

1316
01:06:37,586 --> 01:06:38,620
Both things.

1317
01:06:38,653 --> 01:06:44,693
And wears the worst sweaters
that you have never seen.

1318
01:06:44,726 --> 01:06:48,563
I mean, very, very bad.

1319
01:06:48,597 --> 01:06:53,969
And yet... it's very sweet.

1320
01:06:54,002 --> 01:06:56,471
Oh my god...

1321
01:06:56,505 --> 01:06:57,739
Do you like sweets?

1322
01:06:57,773 --> 01:06:59,708
Now yes.

1323
01:06:59,741 --> 01:07:01,743
Plus, he's hung like an elephant.

1324
01:07:02,711 --> 01:07:04,679
That's the Woody I know.

1325
01:07:05,013 --> 01:07:06,748
Oh my god.

1326
01:07:07,783 --> 01:07:08,783
Congratulations.

1327
01:07:08,784 --> 01:07:10,719
Wait, how... where did you meet?

1328
01:07:10,752 --> 01:07:12,354
Listen to this...

1329
01:07:12,387 --> 01:07:14,322
My mother set us up.

1330
01:07:14,356 --> 01:07:16,291
How random is that?

1331
01:07:16,324 --> 01:07:17,426
Oh.

1332
01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:19,561
Life is random, believe me.

1333
01:07:19,594 --> 01:07:21,596
I'm so excited for you!

1334
01:07:21,630 --> 01:07:23,265
Look at you...

1335
01:07:23,298 --> 01:07:24,766
You are all resplendent.

1336
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,002
And I will be happy for you,

1337
01:07:27,035 --> 01:07:29,938
no matter what happens with Jacob and Colton.

1338
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,009
So...

1339
01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:36,478
What do you think is going to happen?

1340
01:07:39,448 --> 01:07:41,383
Honestly?

1341
01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:43,852
I don't think I'll ever see any of them again.

1342
01:07:49,424 --> 01:07:50,926
Doug, are you okay?

1343
01:07:52,394 --> 01:07:53,462
Good.

1344
01:07:54,796 --> 01:07:56,498
Is my next client here?

1345
01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:59,267
No, but you have a visitor.

1346
01:08:12,114 --> 01:08:14,282
- Hello.
- Hello.

1347
01:08:15,951 --> 01:08:17,652
I was asking about you,

1348
01:08:17,686 --> 01:08:19,766
so i just wanted to make sure
that I found you.

1349
01:08:20,755 --> 01:08:22,324
There it is.

1350
01:08:25,093 --> 01:08:27,629
Thanks for the introduction. I'm Philip.

1351
01:08:27,662 --> 01:08:30,932
I'm Doug's number one employee,
and I'm in an open relationship.

1352
01:08:30,966 --> 01:08:31,967
Philip.

1353
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,668
I'm just informing you.

1354
01:08:33,702 --> 01:08:35,070
Pleased to meet you.

1355
01:08:35,103 --> 01:08:37,439
You must be Jacob, right?

1356
01:08:37,472 --> 01:08:39,608
No, I'm Colton.

1357
01:08:40,108 --> 01:08:42,644
Well... I'm leaving.

1358
01:08:47,449 --> 01:08:48,850
I...

1359
01:08:50,452 --> 01:08:52,954
I wanted to see where you worked.

1360
01:08:52,988 --> 01:08:55,090
I hope you don't mind.

1361
01:08:55,123 --> 01:08:57,425
No...

1362
01:08:57,459 --> 01:08:59,060
Not at all.

1363
01:09:01,096 --> 01:09:05,901
It's very... clean.

1364
01:09:07,736 --> 01:09:10,071
I'll take that as a compliment.

1365
01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:11,740
It is.

1366
01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:14,976
Clean. Organized...

1367
01:09:15,010 --> 01:09:16,545
Just like you.

1368
01:09:19,514 --> 01:09:21,449
Thank you...

1369
01:09:21,483 --> 01:09:22,984
I think...

1370
01:09:23,018 --> 01:09:27,055
Yeah, that didn't go very well, did it?

1371
01:09:29,191 --> 01:09:30,825
Why are you here?

1372
01:09:32,661 --> 01:09:34,496
Why do you think?

1373
01:09:37,832 --> 01:09:39,167
I miss you.

1374
01:09:43,038 --> 01:09:44,839
I miss you.

1375
01:09:47,943 --> 01:09:52,681
So did you come here 
to do your show?

1376
01:09:54,683 --> 01:09:55,984
Sell ​​me?

1377
01:09:56,017 --> 01:09:57,786
Sell ​​you?

1378
01:09:57,819 --> 01:10:00,855
Tell me this was all a big mistake.

1379
01:10:00,889 --> 01:10:02,891
Well, would that be so bad?

1380
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:06,995
No.

1381
01:10:07,929 --> 01:10:10,765
I would do the same 
If I were in your position.

1382
01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:14,135
What would you say?

1383
01:10:14,169 --> 01:10:17,105
You know, if you were in my position...

1384
01:10:18,106 --> 01:10:23,678
I would say that you wanted to know me better,

1385
01:10:23,712 --> 01:10:29,751
and that you could see a future with me.

1386
01:10:32,087 --> 01:10:34,055
Well, that's all true.

1387
01:10:35,657 --> 01:10:37,559
Then why didn't you say it?

1388
01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:42,864
I don't want to say anything bad about my father.

1389
01:10:43,665 --> 01:10:45,734
That's not how I was raised.

1390
01:10:48,570 --> 01:10:52,674
But as much as I hate this situation...

1391
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,542
I still love you.

1392
01:10:58,246 --> 01:11:03,184
When my father came out of the closet,
It didn't surprise me that much, actually.

1393
01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:06,821
But I was worried.

1394
01:11:06,855 --> 01:11:08,556
I didn't have to be.

1395
01:11:09,257 --> 01:11:11,159
Why not?

1396
01:11:11,192 --> 01:11:16,931
Because he is intelligent, realistic.

1397
01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:21,770
He is everything I want to be.

1398
01:11:21,803 --> 01:11:26,608
That's why I know it will be strong enough

1399
01:11:26,641 --> 01:11:29,878
to get through this if you choose me.

1400
01:12:07,749 --> 01:12:09,918
Jacob...

1401
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,686
What are you doing here?

1402
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,560
I hope you don't mind
let me stop by here.

1403
01:12:14,255 --> 01:12:15,957
Not at all.

1404
01:12:19,027 --> 01:12:21,029
I brought wine.

1405
01:12:21,062 --> 01:12:22,630
Thank you.

1406
01:12:29,904 --> 01:12:31,906
Do you want to sit down?

1407
01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:34,242
No, I really can't stay.

1408
01:12:34,275 --> 01:12:36,211
But I have wine.

1409
01:12:36,244 --> 01:12:39,047
Which you might need after this.

1410
01:12:40,215 --> 01:12:42,050
After?

1411
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:45,820
After I tell you that I believe
that you should be with Colton.

1412
01:12:48,390 --> 01:12:50,258
Because?

1413
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:51,493
What has happened?

1414
01:12:51,526 --> 01:12:56,064
What has happened is that I see
How much this hurts my son.

1415
01:12:57,766 --> 01:13:00,235
Don't get me wrong, Doug, I love you...

1416
01:13:00,268 --> 01:13:01,936
Really yes.

1417
01:13:02,971 --> 01:13:04,906
And I love you.

1418
01:13:04,939 --> 01:13:09,344
But I love Colton in a way
that you may never understand.

1419
01:13:17,385 --> 01:13:20,855
You make sacrifices for your children
to make them happy.

1420
01:13:20,889 --> 01:13:23,892
Yeah how do you stay in 
A marriage that doesn't work?

1421
01:13:26,027 --> 01:13:27,896
Among other things.

1422
01:13:30,265 --> 01:13:36,204
You've sacrificed for Colton your whole life.

1423
01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,973
What do you want?

1424
01:13:40,442 --> 01:13:43,845
What I want, more than anything,
is for my son to be happy.

1425
01:13:45,447 --> 01:13:47,048
And your happiness?

1426
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,852
That comes second.

1427
01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:52,854
If you ever have kids, you'll see.

1428
01:13:54,189 --> 01:13:56,724
It's stronger than you think.

1429
01:13:56,758 --> 01:14:00,895
Thanks to you,
I could survive anything.

1430
01:14:04,732 --> 01:14:05,900
I know.

1431
01:14:29,324 --> 01:14:31,426
I have thought a lot about this,

1432
01:14:31,459 --> 01:14:33,928
and I am happy with my decision.

1433
01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:37,765
And at least I'll have you in my life.

1434
01:15:19,974 --> 01:15:21,242
How did you know?

1435
01:15:21,276 --> 01:15:23,845
How did I know what?

1436
01:15:23,878 --> 01:15:28,082
How did you know that Karen
Was it the right one for you?

1437
01:15:28,116 --> 01:15:29,984
Are you serious?

1438
01:15:30,018 --> 01:15:32,820
More than I had ever been before.

1439
01:15:32,854 --> 01:15:34,322
I don't know...

1440
01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:39,994
You can't tell this to anyone, okay?

1441
01:15:41,095 --> 01:15:43,231
Your secret is safe with me.

1442
01:15:44,365 --> 01:15:46,434
When Karen and I started dating,

1443
01:15:46,467 --> 01:15:48,336
I was seeing other girls.

1444
01:15:48,369 --> 01:15:50,338
Just casual, nothing serious.

1445
01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:53,141
Yes, I remember.

1446
01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:57,412
But when I made plans with Karen,

1447
01:15:57,445 --> 01:15:59,080
I just felt...

1448
01:15:59,113 --> 01:16:01,916
different, excited.

1449
01:16:02,283 --> 01:16:04,252
Not excited, that's not the word.

1450
01:16:04,285 --> 01:16:05,320
Um...

1451
01:16:06,988 --> 01:16:08,222
And then what?

1452
01:16:09,357 --> 01:16:13,227
I felt... happy.

1453
01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:16,531
As if nothing could go wrong.

1454
01:16:16,564 --> 01:16:21,336
As if being with her was exactly
where I'm supposed to be.

1455
01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:24,272
I don't know if that makes sense.

1456
01:16:26,407 --> 01:16:29,243
Yes, it makes a lot of sense.

1457
01:16:30,445 --> 01:16:33,514
I just want you to have 
what I found with Karen.

1458
01:16:33,548 --> 01:16:34,748
So ask yourself,

1459
01:16:34,772 --> 01:16:38,920
any of those men at the door
next door make you feel satisfied?

1460
01:16:38,953 --> 01:16:41,990
Not just happy, but content?

1461
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,161
Yes...

1462
01:16:50,198 --> 01:16:52,066
One of them does it.

1463
01:17:05,046 --> 01:17:06,481
I made my decision...

1464
01:17:08,016 --> 01:17:09,450
I choose you.

1465
01:17:18,626 --> 01:17:20,828
Did you pick up the wine?

1466
01:17:23,231 --> 01:17:25,266
Do I ever forget wine?

1467
01:17:25,299 --> 01:17:28,002
No, but have I ever
Did I forget to remind you?

1468
01:17:28,036 --> 01:17:29,370
Never.

1469
01:17:29,504 --> 01:17:31,072
Is it on the table?

1470
01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:32,340
It's on the table.

1471
01:17:32,373 --> 01:17:34,942
- Evelyn likes red.
- We have the red one.

1472
01:17:34,976 --> 01:17:37,612
We have white. We have champagne.

1473
01:17:37,645 --> 01:17:38,646
Do we have champagne?

1474
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,314
We have champagne.

1475
01:17:40,348 --> 01:17:41,549
Excellent.

1476
01:17:41,582 --> 01:17:43,951
And everyone is here.

1477
01:17:43,985 --> 01:17:45,520
Well, almost all of them.

1478
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,490
Has anyone told you anything
time you are anal-retentive?

1479
01:17:49,524 --> 01:17:53,094
Only 3,451 times.

1480
01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:56,230
- And have you listened? 
- Yes, I did.

1481
01:17:56,264 --> 01:17:57,665
Anal retention.

1482
01:17:57,699 --> 01:17:59,467
Detail oriented.

1483
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:02,103
Potatoes, vodka shots, whatever.

1484
01:18:04,605 --> 01:18:07,241
Elegantly late, as always.

1485
01:18:07,275 --> 01:18:09,177
Did you expect anything else?

1486
01:18:09,210 --> 01:18:10,411
Never.

1487
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:13,981
Good night, guys.

1488
01:18:14,015 --> 01:18:15,016
Hello, dad.

1489
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:19,020
Is that for me?

1490
01:18:19,053 --> 01:18:21,122
You know it is.

1491
01:18:21,155 --> 01:18:23,124
I thought you gave me my gift earlier.

1492
01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:25,626
Sshh, not in front of the child.

1493
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,930
Happy birthday, darling.

1494
01:18:30,231 --> 01:18:31,666
I love you.

1495
01:18:31,699 --> 01:18:32,967
I know.

1496
01:18:33,568 --> 01:18:35,303
There you have it.

1497
01:18:37,472 --> 01:18:39,407
Evelyn sent me to help.

1498
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:41,442
He is dying for his cake and his drink.

1499
01:18:41,476 --> 01:18:43,111
More the alcohol than the cake.

1500
01:18:43,144 --> 01:18:44,579
Like the rest of us.

1501
01:18:44,612 --> 01:18:46,481
I'm glad you could come.

1502
01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:48,249
And miss his stepfather's birthday?

1503
01:18:48,282 --> 01:18:49,550
It's not a possibility.

1504
01:18:49,584 --> 01:18:52,153
Hey! What did I tell you?

1505
01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:55,022
Don't call me your stepfather,
It makes me feel old.

1506
01:18:55,056 --> 01:18:57,458
You're old, remember?

1507
01:18:57,492 --> 01:18:59,360
Take the cake.

1508
01:18:59,393 --> 01:19:00,628
Take him.

1509
01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:03,531
And fuck me.

1510
01:19:08,436 --> 01:19:10,671
I can't believe this all worked.

1511
01:19:10,705 --> 01:19:12,073
The party?

1512
01:19:12,106 --> 01:19:14,442
No. This...

1513
01:19:14,475 --> 01:19:16,110
Us...

1514
01:19:16,144 --> 01:19:17,745
Colton...

1515
01:19:17,779 --> 01:19:20,014
Everything.

1516
01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:23,584
This has to be one of
my most unusual courtships.

1517
01:19:23,618 --> 01:19:27,388
More unusual than being married
with a lesbian for 20 years?

1518
01:19:27,421 --> 01:19:29,223
Pretty close.

1519
01:19:29,257 --> 01:19:31,359
Do you still think you took
the right decision?

1520
01:19:32,627 --> 01:19:34,595
I definitely made the right decision.

1521
01:19:35,596 --> 01:19:37,431
I can't believe you chose me.

1522
01:19:38,432 --> 01:19:41,536
Sometimes, you just have to follow your instinct.

1523
01:19:43,271 --> 01:19:47,141
Deep down, I knew that Colton
It wasn't the right one for me.

1524
01:19:47,175 --> 01:19:50,611
It just took a while for my heart
little more time to realize.

1525
01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:54,348
He is a good man.

1526
01:19:54,382 --> 01:19:58,052
And it seems that he has recovered
fast enough.

1527
01:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,420
That's all thanks to you.

1528
01:20:10,498 --> 01:20:14,001
Now, let's celebrate with your friends.

1529
01:20:21,475 --> 01:20:24,579
Wait, you never told me how
Your father and Doug met.

1530
01:20:27,548 --> 01:20:29,517
It's a long story.

1531
01:20:31,752 --> 01:20:33,821
Hey, it's the birthday boy!

1532
01:20:49,871 --> 01:20:53,307
The best... birthday... 
of all time.
DC